PWNED!!!

I just HAD to post this one... man I love this kid

see more pwn and owned pictures

Voon

De-tox 101

A detox diet is a dietary regimen involving a change in consumption habits in an attempt to detoxify the body, by removal of toxins or other contaminants. Proponents claim it improves health, energy, resistance to disease, mental state, digestion, as well as aiding in weight loss. Many scientists, dietitians, and doctors, however, regard 'detox diets' as less effective than drinking a glass of water, and view 'detox diets' as generally harmless (unless nutritional deficiency results) but a waste of money.[1]

"Detox" diets usually suggest that water,[2] or fruits and vegetables compose a majority of one's food intake. Limiting this to unprocessed (and sometimes also non-GM) foods is often advocated. Limiting or eliminating alcohol is also a major factor, and drinking more water is similarly recommended.

- Wikipedia

...and it's a hell lot tougher than it sounds. I can barely make it through a damn meal let alone a whole week. Still, if i'm gonna make it to my target of living past 60 then i suppose this is pretty necessary. Yep, nothing but fruit smoothies and bananas the next few hours.... wheee

You hear that? That's my liver thanking me. And the other noise? Thats my stomach telling my liver to blow it out his @ss. Heh

Voon

The Eagles haven't lost a beat

.... performing arguably the most recognizable rock ballad of all time. Its good to know even in their fifties, these guys still kick some ass on stage. Did you notice the dude holding the acoustic all hunched over? Yeah, thats what 20 years of playing a guitar with the strap too long will do to your back, just ask Tom Delonge.

Pay special attention to the homie who totally rocks out that double neck guitar. It's a killin' solo, no matter how old you are.

Voon

PWNED!!

Kinnear on his own as players get day off

By Soccernet staff

The debacle at Newcastle United shows no sign of coming to an end as Joe Kinnear found an empty training ground on his first official day as interim manager.

The former Wimbledon, Luton Town and Nottingham Forest boss was expected to begin work on reviving the team's fortunes after five consecutive defeats, but arrived on Monday to discover the squad had been given the day off.

It is the latest in a catalogue of stunning developments on Tyneside as the club lurches from one disaster to another.

Kinnear himself experienced it first hand the moment he arrived in Newcastle when no club official met him at the airport meaning he had to pay for a cab to take him to St James' Park.

And then it transpired that the 61-year-old has a two-match touchline ban from his time at Forest four years ago for calling a referee 'Coco the Clown' which means he will not be able to take his place on the bench until October 20 - with his contract expiring on October 31.

... PWNED!

Voon

The Totally Un-Emo Post of the Month

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....... smiley face smiley face smiley face.

See, even happy words can piss you off if you try hard enough.

Voon

Your Inspirational Quote of the Day

If you have dentures, don't use artificial sweetner, cause you'll get a fake cavity.

- Mitch Hedberg

Now go do something inspired... or insipid. Whichever, they're really not that far apart, spelling-wise anyway.

Voon

The Seven Deadly Sins of Blogging

Lust : is usually thought of as involving obsessive or excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature.

Also known as the posting of pictures of totally hot (underaged!) female tennis stars on your blog. example

Gluttony : is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste.

In this case would be unusually (painfully) long blog posts.... to sound intelligent.example

Greed : s, like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess

Also known as wanting more readers... which I, *ahem* regretfully, am guilty of almost every post. example

Sloth : More than other sins, the definition of sloth has changed considerably since its original inclusion among the seven deadly sins. In fact it was first called the sin of sadness or despair. It had been in the early years of Christianity characterized by what modern writers would now describe as melancholy: apathy, depression, and joylessness — the last being viewed as being a refusal to enjoy the goodness of God and the world he created

Ironically enough, it is aptly explained by the description.... taken from wikipedia. Heh.

Wrath : may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger.

Also known as venting, emo-posts, excessive use of upper-case letters... can often be expressed in the form of long, garbled posts, poetry *ahem!* and music. example

Envy : Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs."

Often in cases of hot wives/girlfriends attached to frontmen of crappy bands which often belies the Hotness Scale. example

Pride : t is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to give compliments to others though they may be deserving of them.

I am so awesome. Believe it.

Oh yeah, and I'm definitely going to blogger's hell. What is blogger's hell you ask? It's not a pretty sight

Voon